Ontario's opera glasses

Ontario often thinks: "Darn it, if only I had remembered my Lorgnette pince-nez opera glasses!", while sitting at an outdoor concert or checking out the babes entering the surf. Yep, he believes  binoculars just don't do the trick, 'cause they don't fit into a pocket and they aren't as classy, if you are ever caught spying. You might ask: "Who spies anymore?” Well, Ontario answers: "Only those who don't mind getting caught by the scruff of their neck and thrown out of the club! But who's counting?"

 4"W by 2.25H by 1" across large lens

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