Art and Jesus' salt and pepper shakers

Art and Jesus are the quintessential gay parental team! They have always been whipping up delightful meals, so it was only natural they adopt a bunch of cool kids to eat them! Now little ones climb up to the counter on a footstool while Art stirs up the next inventive meal. His  salt and pepper shakers are made to speak now and then in a squeaky whisper saying things like:"Who's setting the table for dinner and getting the first lick of the bowl?"
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